



By N2H

Mustang Girls (ford mustang girls of course…)

Mustang Girls… why what ever could they be? Ancient myth passed down for generations about girls who like mustangs - but have never been seen? Rumor started by the evil illuminati powers that be? A cruel joke? No, actually there are some females who do like cars, and specifically there are some who like Mustangs, and no, I don’t mean you hotshot, I am talking about the Ford Mustang, and sometimes these rare femmes are called mustang girls. They’re very rare, very illusive, and hard to find if you have no clue what you’re looking for (They like the Ford Mustang - Hint: Start looking around at Ford Mustang conventions that show off cars). It isn’t that hard to really figure out - now the hard part is finding a mustang girl who actually cares what you think, since they’re likely to be more interested in the car than you. But hey, that’s not my problem, no wis it. I can’t give you advice on how to have a working relationship - figure it out.

First thing is first though, if you want to impress one of these elusive creatures with your ford mustang you have to first OWN ONE. Next up, it has to be in working condition, and I do not mean the door is duct tape onto the side or you have hammered things into place - I mean in fine working mint condition with a motor that purrs and a style that is pleasing to the eye… interior needs to be clean as well. Next, you need to know all the generations of Ford Mustang, or the mustang girls will know you’re a fake, a phony, and will probably end up ditching you faster than a Camaro SS on the side of a road in death valley. Don’t be a schmuck, and don’t let your car be one either - learn all you can about it so you have something to talk about.